you cut your Christmas tree with an AK-47
you build a fireplace- on your double wide porch for Santa
your mom sent you to pay on her Christmas layaway but you bought beer
you were suppose to play Santa at your son’s school but your bleached your red coveralls-now they’re pink
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And this is the sign….post yours in comments and I’ll add to the Red Neck Christmas post. 🙂 Keep in mind Jeff Foxworthy …
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